If I pray really hard will I get a hot date for Valentines Day?
What if I posted a picture of me wearing a speedo, would that help?
Nobody likes dead cats.
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January 30th, 2011 at 2:17 pm
Yes, but you have to pray hard, real hard. Harder.
Oh, and TIRH.
😉
January 30th, 2011 at 2:21 pm
Yes, but you have to pray to ceiling cat.
January 30th, 2011 at 2:51 pm
i would suggest asking the devil instead, it might cost your soul but he is more likely to come though for you
January 30th, 2011 at 3:00 pm
I’ll put my clothes through the dryer before giving you a hug. Does that count?
January 30th, 2011 at 3:45 pm
Don’t waste your breath until you are ready to come to Jesus as a humble, repentant sinner. Then, and ONLY then will He hear you.
“Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.” John 9:31 (KJV)
January 30th, 2011 at 4:42 pm
Didn’t you go down to the Mile of Men?
http://www.kusi.com/news/goodmorning/39504752.html