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Are you still waiting for your Valentine card. Despite having gone to great lengths to create a?

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6 Responses to “Are you still waiting for your Valentine card. Despite having gone to great lengths to create a?”

  1. Maureen Clean said:

    You mean my card which read Happy Valentines Monkey Face?
    Including two fat stupid looking orangutans even by orangutan’s standards.

  2. duh said:

    Nope! I made my honey one on the computer, and he bought me that is about 2 1/2 feet by 3 1/2 feet tall! Crazy old man! But I love him!

  3. BadBeast SGK said:

    Well, they do say it’s the thought that counts!
    and if all you could think of, as a symbol of your love, was this bald, ginger tree hippy, then you’d best shut up, and start thinking of how to redeem yourself by next year!
    “Your love reminds me of a big ginger ape, with a face like a hobnail boot”??!
    What an eloquent Charmer!

  4. Auntie Pablo the Catch said:

    Pen! How dare you not buy or make Penf a card? Keeping him waiting like that for a whole week! Oh, the sideward glances he must throw your way…the forlorn looks! Poor little Bearski even spent, what? a few shillings for that card for you, at the local corner store on Saturday morning…he deserves some love back for that!
    That’s a cute little monkey you have there, Maureen, but I am partial to all fuzzy creatures that don’t wear mankinis…

  5. Loosey™ said:

    Awwwww.

    Well, here’s one for you:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    That’s a nice mankini
    Have you considered a tu tu?

  6. mobile magik said:

    http://GroupOffer.Us Has a Great Valentine Day Gift. They Have $100 worth of Glamour Shots for $20




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