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What sentence would instantly start an argument between you and your spouse if said right this moment?

I wanna know what normal married couples argue about. My husband and I argue about the dumbest little things sometimes. We don’t argue very often though.

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25 Responses to “What sentence would instantly start an argument between you and your spouse if said right this moment?”

  1. AhManDuh- M&D Sucks After 5pm said :

    My husband knows that saying this while I am cooking

    “Well my mother does it this way”

    Sets me off!!

  2. Rebecca said :

    we argue about his ex wife and kids and their unreasonable demands

  3. Dave A said :

    I feel oversexed… she will blow a gasket. She is fine if you let her think she is not lame in bed.

    We were swingers for a while and no one wanted to sleep with her then. Forunately I was able to meet many women on the side to compensate for her lousy bedroom skills.

  4. Lickasite said :

    Who did I just see walk out of the closet and leave last night after kissing you in the middle of the night?

  5. smw7508 said :

    My husband was stressing about bills this morning and called me at work to tell me he was too stressed out to concentrate at school and was going to stay home.

    “Put your big girl panties on and get over it” did the trick. Not sure he will be speaking to me when I get home from work (where I have been working and worrying about bills all day!)

  6. Jim #6 said :

    When she says do i have any clean panties (i do the laundry) well look in your panty drawer

  7. Elle Z said :

    Mixing cleaning towels in with our bath towels or clothes. I HATE THAT! He doesn’t see what the big deal is “because they’re all coming out clean” but I don’t want a towel that I just cleaned the toilet with rubbing elbows with my pajamas.

  8. Katie M said :

    We don’t argue much now that his son has moved out but we used to have frequent arguments about his son. We got custody of him when he was 12 and he thought he could come into our home and change the rules and call the shots. That caused a lot of friction until a family counselor told my husband to grow a pair and be a father, not a friend!

  9. Lorna said :

    “Is it in yet?”

    hehehe xD

  10. Michelle said :

    everything lol maybe not really argue but always disagree it never really becomes an issue, we figure how ever it gets done it gets done it doesnt matter anyway it all works out

  11. Charles T said :

    YOUR PHUCKING MOTHER….

    if you say that to your wife, you better of setting the house on fire, its easier to deal with.

  12. LittleMissHelpful said :

    “Oh by the way” or “I forgot to tell you”, those openings to a sentence by my husband usually lead to some silly dispute. He’s absent minded, yet spontaneous. Oh I love him:)

  13. Tino {7}F U Haters said :

    “I don’t care how your mother cooks her sh*t”

    Usually because when she cooks, I see her do something differently than I remember my mom doing, when cooking our meals. All I say is “My mother does it this way”. Man, does my wife get pissed!

  14. oh_jo123 said :

    the only one I can think of is I am leaving without an explination of why I wpuld think but we don’t argue very much maybe a little spat once or twice a year maybe

  15. Garnet Glitter said :

    We don’t argue….we happen to think very much alike, respect the viewpoint of the other and have no trouble compromising or admitting that the other’s ‘game plan’ is the better one. we also are considerate of the other’s feelings, and very protective of each other, too.

    Now understand, we are both in our late 50’s and this is a second marriage for both…we have learned not to sweat the small stuff and to avoid the bullshit that most married couples engage in.

  16. Captain S said :

    I’m no longer married, but I’m guessing any phrase that begins, “We need to talk…” during a football game.
    (smw 7508’s retort, while very clever, probably sent her husband on a three state killing spree!)

  17. Chris said :

    about his ex wife and his step daughter that lives with us

  18. Jenny said :

    “stop nagging”

    Even though I reminded him twice-in one week! When he was suppossed to do it two weeks ago! ARRRR!

  19. Mark R said :

    You’re wrong Dear.

  20. manymeese said :

    There is nothing he or I could say to each other that would start an argument. We have been together for 5 years and have never had an argument, or disagreement… we talk everything out. Try it… it works!

  21. Travel HQ Services, said :

    I am not married.

  22. Sandy Ego said :

    What is “alive”? Is Aibo alive? (He drives me nuts with this)

    Or,

    Whom are you more likely to meet, god or aliens?

    Our arguments are usually political or philosophical.

  23. Allison Loves Her Husband said :

    Your mother screws donkeys.

    Well that would probably make him laugh more than anything.

  24. ☮Love☮ said :

    We normally don’t fight (and if we do, its over stupid things) but this happened once…

    I had lost my job, and he was working. Well he doesn’t pay the bills, I do. I write the checks and I send them… not him. I doubt he even knows how to write a check. So He was getting less hours at work. Well it was coming up to the first of the month, when our rent is due.

    So I said to him “Babe, I don’t think we are going to be able to make rent. I mean with our bills and me not working…” and he says the kicker… “Well, figure it out. I don’t know what to do?” and it was that comment and the look on his face along with his hand gesture he made.

    Oh man. That fueled my fire. I was so pissed, I just looked at him with this “What the F*ck” look on my face, It just set me off.

  25. MovieMama said :

    The only thing I really get irritated with is when my husband takes out his bad day frustrations on me. He’s in the USAF and on the night shift, so when I go pick him up, the average temp is around 28 degrees (so it’s cold!) and I have to get there about 20 minutes ahead of time so that I can get a parking space. I usually turn the engine back on about 5 minutes before he comes out so that the car is nice and warm for him, and when he’s had a rough day, he’ll snap, “You left the car on this whole time? You know that’s wasting gas, right?”

    But, to his credit, the minute I give him “the look” he realizes he’s being a jerk and apologizes. Other than that, it’s pretty calm around here–we’re both very non-confrontational and we hate to see each other upset.




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