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Who do I have to pray to get a date for Valentines Day?

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17 Responses to “Who do I have to pray to get a date for Valentines Day?”

  1. itaLiann* said :

    god or maryy lol

  2. blueeyed grl said :

    Don’t you mean “pay”

  3. F C said :

    The same reason why you can’t post a real pic: your face pressed into dough would make great gorilla cookies

  4. Layne said :

    an infant wielding a lethal weapon.

  5. megurl said :

    st valentine!

  6. Sarah in Wonderland* said :

    Valentines Day is over rated.
    Even if you want to do something, do it with your freinds. Maybe you will find someone if you do it that way.

  7. tylertxan said :

    A week or two before valentines day, talking in a throaty voice, wear something flattering and slightly revealing–you shouldn’t have much trouble.

  8. J98 said :

    This is really sad.

  9. Bella C <3 said :

    You mean annual corporate gift day. You dont need a date, all that matters is that you spend lots of money, so go buy yourself something nice.

  10. ♥.~.¨*♥•.♥.*`CooL`*.♥.•♥*¨.~♥ said :

    YOU

  11. michell718123 said :

    What?

  12. Mystic om Shiva om said :

    Kamadeva ( cupid )

    google him, he is inside of you

  13. liddabet said :

    St. Valentine!!! HA!

    Seriously, imo, God doesn’t work that way. Prayer is simply finding the power of God within yourself to make sure you get what you want. If you want a date for Valentine’s Day – God (the power of love and goodness) – has already given you everything you need in order to make it happen.

    Namaste!

  14. discombobulated said :

    Pray to whoever you like but I suspect asking someone out will be much more effective and did someone earlier mention a bong cloud cause I’m free next week.

  15. pat said :

    because valentines day is stupid

  16. Tree Croaker said :

    How much candy can you buy? Are you paying for the date? Do you have a sharp car? send pictures of the Car.

  17. Art House Salem said :

    go out with yourself!

    You are your own best friend… buy yourself chocolates and flowers and enjoy a nice movie or have dinner solo….

    you might just like it




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