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If I pray really hard will I get a hot date for Valentines Day?

What if I posted a picture of me wearing a speedo, would that help?
Nobody likes dead cats.

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6 Responses to “If I pray really hard will I get a hot date for Valentines Day?”

  1. The Sweetness said :

    Yes, but you have to pray hard, real hard. Harder.

    Oh, and TIRH.

    😉

  2. gutbucket said :

    Yes, but you have to pray to ceiling cat.

  3. Kat said :

    i would suggest asking the devil instead, it might cost your soul but he is more likely to come though for you

  4. kinetochore said :

    I’ll put my clothes through the dryer before giving you a hug. Does that count?

  5. mexangl716 said :

    Don’t waste your breath until you are ready to come to Jesus as a humble, repentant sinner. Then, and ONLY then will He hear you.

    “Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.” John 9:31 (KJV)

  6. afather said :

    Didn’t you go down to the Mile of Men?

    http://www.kusi.com/news/goodmorning/39504752.html




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