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What is the best and fastest way to get my boyfriend back in jail?

I had much better sex while he was away. I’m tired of him ruining everything.

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6 Responses to “What is the best and fastest way to get my boyfriend back in jail?”

  1. in the China Shop said :

    Call his parole officer and tell her that you’ve seen him drinking heavily and doing a lot of meth.

  2. AM said :

    give him my number

  3. Sweet oly said :

    your boyfriend is a negro man right? just give it a week, all the cosmic tumblers shall align. oly out

  4. mafia AJ slave to Hortons said :

    I think Oly meant coloured man yes?

    shove a balloon of cocaine up his a­s­s while he slumbers, then haul him to the airport to pick up your “aunt fanny”…ask him if he could meet her at the gate for you since you have lady time…the airport security folks will do the rest 🙂

    hope this helps!

  5. Dr. McCain, Esq said :

    three words Sex Usual Assault

  6. Margo congrats it's a girl! said :

    Is this Leroy or are you makin time with some other brown sugar? No matter, two words for you fried chicken and watermelon. You’re welcome.




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