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If you were to make a Valentine card for your mate…..?

…how would you make it? What would you draw, what would you write and how you would make it a bit funny ?

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10 Responses to “If you were to make a Valentine card for your mate…..?”

  1. Miss Murder said :

    the outside would be a lovely orange envelope.
    on the inside a bunch of thick white papers called divorce settlement. on a single sheet of paper i would draw a picture of him and his red headed hor , and it would state “happy valentines….she has genital herpes.”

  2. 1st SIGN غزه علمت العالم العزه said :

    paint a cat in red with a card on her nick

  3. imsobored42242 said :

    I’d probably make one on the computer or just draw it out as a joke….yeah I’d probably just draw it out to make it more personal

  4. cheri h said :

    there are the shoebox cards for that, they do a better job than I could ever do

  5. I can't choose who i am said :

    i would make it shape like a heart and said i love you with all of my heart

  6. Xtra B said :

    I would draw stick figures doing it doggy style

  7. Daniels (Suspended) said :

    “Hey

    Since you have no Valentine this year, here’s one just so you won’t feel like crap.

    Love: Stephen”

  8. Ntharotep Dragon said :

    I think my mate would get a card from her “daughter” which means a feline theme…but I won’t go into details…

  9. raynestar3 said :

    Well actually I am making him one for VD (not the STD kind).

    He says I always making him out to be some sort of superman, which he isn’t according to him. I think otherwise so I was going to do hearts in red and blue and write “To My Very Own Superman” on the front. Then go all gooey mushy on the inside. More hearts, you get the idea…

  10. Mr. Bianchi said :

    What mate?




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