I called the wife PRECIOUS and almost lost a tooth for doing so. What was so wrong with calling her Precious?
She use to be a size as 0 but when I met her but now Mrs. Piggy had ballooned up to a size 16 and counting!
So out of the kindness of my heart I made dinner for the ole buffalo butt, jokingly called her Precious and got punched so hard it losened my tooth! If I did that to her Id be in jail right now!
What did this loving caring and concerned husband do wrong?
January 20th, 2011 at 10:43 am
She’s a mystery ask the magic 8 ball!
January 20th, 2011 at 10:55 am
your leaving something out
January 20th, 2011 at 11:50 am
She was thinking of the Lord Of the Rings movie. Gallom called his ring preeeccciioouussss..
January 20th, 2011 at 12:10 pm
hav u seen precious?
January 20th, 2011 at 12:36 pm
Are you getting all of this from a television show or something?
And by the way, precious sounds like a dog’s name. It is also the name of that girl who had a horrible life in that one movie.
Dogs are great animals, just saying maybe that’s why she didn’t like the name, because it reminded her of a dog’s name.
January 20th, 2011 at 12:53 pm
brother you called her precious. watch the movie. that girl is gargantuan and really unattractive to match. I would never call my girl that lol, then again if she was that big i dont think I would stick around unless she was trying to stay in shape. heartless, shallow,maybe but that just me
January 20th, 2011 at 1:49 pm
lol have you seen the movie ? PRECIOUS the lady was big and ugly
January 20th, 2011 at 2:19 pm
This is a joke right??? 🙂
You could have called the police on her & she would have lost the weight in jail.
January 20th, 2011 at 3:08 pm
Lol, never call your woman Precious, especially My Precious.
January 20th, 2011 at 4:07 pm
You should have punched her back. And yes, you’re right if you did it, you would probably go to jail. You should leave her. Hey, if she doesn’t care enough to keep herself healthy and in shape for you, then why bother. And then to hit you when you were being nice fixing her a meal? Go find a real woman who will appreciate you and not make you screw a cow.
WHo the heck cares if that fat, ugly girl in the movies name was precious. Before people started giving their children idiotic names it had a sweet, endearing meaning.
January 20th, 2011 at 5:03 pm
What if she called you limp d#ck? You would be totally p1ssed! Be glad it was your tooth that’s loose and not your b@lls. I woulda aimed lower.