How can I get my fat wife to finish making Christmas cookies and get out of the kitchen?
I’d like to make some decent homemade chicken soup, but she is in the way.
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March 11th, 2011 at 7:00 pm
Your question is a paradox.
March 11th, 2011 at 7:12 pm
lure her out with some cake
March 11th, 2011 at 8:00 pm
put a cage outside of the kitchen and trap her there and put ingrideints to make soup and in her poor state after 2-3 days there u take the soup without a problem 😀
March 11th, 2011 at 8:12 pm
Help her and get your lazy butt of the couch and internet. Do some work other then being a troll here.
March 11th, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Start making whale noises maybe she will answer and start looking for where they are coming from.
March 11th, 2011 at 8:52 pm
Wow, thanks, you just made me really appreciate my husband.
March 11th, 2011 at 9:17 pm
Pull out your p e n i s and tease her with it, maybe she wants a bite of your sausage
March 11th, 2011 at 9:59 pm
Beat her over the head with a pan a few times. She will be too scared to ever go back.
March 11th, 2011 at 10:16 pm
learn to treat her better.
March 11th, 2011 at 10:33 pm
Start by thanking your beautiful wife for the yummy Christmas cookies, and explain that although you appreciate them very much you are very hungry and would like some homemade chicken soup, and that you were wondering how much longer she would need the kitchen so you will know when it is available for you to make if for yourself, being that the kitchen would be to crowed if you both cooked at the same time.
March 11th, 2011 at 11:12 pm
Wow, I hopes she gets some self respect and finds someone who loves and respects her. The way you talk about her is awful whether she is fat or not.
March 11th, 2011 at 11:50 pm
ain’t it early to be making christmas cookies? ,, tell her u wood rather have um fresh for christmas
March 12th, 2011 at 12:05 am
BUY A SHOVEL!…………lure her out and cook ur night away